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Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee® Tea | Organic Loose Leaf - Farmhouse Teas
Chocolate Conniption NOT Coffee® –  Herbal Tea
Chocolate Conniption NOT Coffee® –  Herbal Tea
Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee® Tea | Organic Loose Leaf - Farmhouse Teas
Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee® Tea | Organic Loose Leaf - Farmhouse Teas
Chocolate Conniption NOT Coffee® –  Herbal Tea
Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee® Tea | Organic Loose Leaf - Farmhouse Teas
Chocolate Conniption NOT Coffee® –  Herbal Tea
Chocolate Conniption NOT Coffee® –  Herbal Tea
Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee® Tea | Organic Loose Leaf - Farmhouse Teas
Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee® Tea | Organic Loose Leaf - Farmhouse Teas
Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee® Tea | Organic Loose Leaf - Farmhouse Teas
Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee® Tea | Organic Loose Leaf - Farmhouse Teas

Chocolate Conniption NOT Coffee® – Herbal Tea

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Chocolate Conniption NOT Coffee® is a low-caffeine herbal tea crafted for those who enjoy the depth and experience of coffee without relying on it daily. Built on roasted chicory root, dandelion root, and wild-crafted chaga, this blend delivers a rich, roasted base with natural chocolate notes from cocoa nibs and Oregon-grown hazelnuts.

Designed for everyday use, it works as a coffee replacement, afternoon cup, or dessert-style drink depending on how it’s brewed. Whether steeped hot with milk, served iced, or used in the kitchen, this blend offers flexibility without additives, sweeteners, or artificial flavoring.

Commonly used in place of coffee, cocoa mixes, or dessert-style drinks.

Allergen Warning: This product contains hazelnuts and coconut. May contain traces of other tree nuts. Not suitable for individuals with hazelnut or coconut allergies.

Simple Ways to Use It

  • Steep hot with cream or plant-based milk for a rich, mocha-style herbal tea

  • Pour over ice with honey for a refreshing low-caffeine cold brew

  • Blend into smoothies or shakes for a roasted chocolate note

  • Mix into brownie or cookie batter for a unique baking blend

✨ Kitchen Tip: Steep in hot milk, strain, and whisk with maple syrup for a frothy, low-caffeine mocha-style drink.

 

Everyday Use & Value

One bag makes multiple cups and can be used daily or as needed. Many customers keep this blend on hand as a regular coffee alternative or evening treat.

 

Available in a Trial Size

👉 Grab a trial size here

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Deeply roasted, with earthy chicory and dandelion balanced by the warm, rich sweetness of cocoa. Smooth, mocha-like, and bold.

Organic Roasted Chicory Root, Organic Roasted Dandelion Root, Wild-Crafted Chaga, Organic Carob, Organic Cocoa Nibs, Oregon-Grown Hazelnuts, Organic Astragalus, Organic Maca Powder, Organic Coconut Flakes, Organic Extracts (Chocolate, Hazelnut, Coconut) Contains: Hazelnuts, Coconut

Full Size bags have minimum 20-24 Servings

Trial Size bags have: 8 to 12 Servings (Not all flavors have trial size as an option)

Chocolate Conniption NOT Coffee® can be:

  • Steeped hot as a mocha-style herbal tea
  • Served chilled as a refreshing iced drink
  • Blended with other NOT Coffee® teas for variety
  • Enjoyed as a coffee-light mix alongside regular coffee

Herbal tea (Root based) - Steep 1 tsp of tea per 6-8 oz of boiling water (212° F) for 7-10 minutes for best results.

Store in an airtight container away from temperature extremes and sunlight.

For culinary use only. Consult a qualified healthcare provider before use if pregnant, nursing, or taking medications. Contains hazelnuts and coconut. May contain traces of other tree nuts. Not suitable for individuals with hazelnut or coconut allergies. Contains a small amount of caffeine from cocoa nibs.

Copycat Chocolate Cream Cold Brew Not-Coffee and The Best Fudge Brownies with Frosting

Ingredients:

Chocolate Cream Cold Foam

  • ½ cup dairy-free milk of choice
  • 1 tbsp cocoa powder
  • 1 tbsp maple syrup
  • ¼ tsp vanilla extract

Directions:

  1. Stir the tea with the hot water and let steep for 10 minutes, then strain. Set aside to cool to room temperature or chill in the fridge.
  2. Make the chocolate cold foam: Whisk together the dairy-free milk, cocoa powder, maple syrup, and vanilla. Froth this mixture using a handheld or countertop frother. Alternatively, you can put the milk mixture in a mason jar, close the lid, and shake vigorously to create a foamy consistency.
  3. Pour the brewed tea into two serving glasses filled with ice. Pour the desired amount of chocolate cold foam on top and enjoy!

Ingredients:

Brownies

  • 1 ½ sticks unsalted butter, melted and cooled
  • 3 tbsp coconut oil, melted and cooled
  • 2 eggs + 1 yolk
  • 1 ½ cups coconut sugar
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 cup all purpose flour
  • ½ cup dark cocoa powder
  • ½ tsp baking powder
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 tbsp Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee Tea, finely ground

Frosting

  • 1 stick salted butter, softened
  • ½ cup cocoa powder
  • ½ cup pure maple syrup
  • ½ tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 tsp Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee Tea, finely ground

Directions:

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit and line a 8x8 or 9x9 baking dish with parchment paper, or generously grease.
  2. In a large bowl, whisk together the melted butter, coconut oil, eggs, egg yolk, coconut sugar, and vanilla. 
  3. In a separate bowl, sift together the flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, salt and ground tea.
  4. Slowly fold in the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients until just combined. Do not overmix.
  5. Pour the batter into the prepared baking dish and spread evenly. Bake for 30-32 minutes. Time will vary based on the size of pan used, so feel free to check the brownies at the 28 minute mark. Once a toothpick comes out clean, remove from the oven and allow to cool completely.
  6. To make the frosting, combine all frosting ingredients into a large mixing bowl and use an electric mixer to whip it all up until smooth. Spread evenly over cooled brownies and enjoy!

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Beth
Afternoon Tea Favorite

I really enjoy having this tea with a bit of steamed milk as my afternoon tea break. It’s as satisfying as a cup of black tea or coffee but doesn’t keep me up all night.

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Orly Haggai-Kahn
Great coffee alternative

I’ve quit coffee for several reasons and was trying out different coffee alternatives. I heard about farmhouse teas from one of my favorite you tube homemaker that I follow, “This Golden Hour”. I ordered the “Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee Tea” and loved it because it has a little caffeine and a lot of flavor! I add a little bit of hazelnut creamer to it and it’s delicious! I also love the “Mountain Hazel Not Coffee Tea” which is caffeine free. I order them every month!

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C.S.
I can't live with out it

This is the best replacement for coffee and all that sugar in the morning. Leaves me awake and cleansed. I don't know what I'll do if they stop selling it. I bought a whole pound. Every morning when I wake up....

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L G
Will reorder

Love this tea! Nice aftertaste. Strong flavor but not overpowering. Will reorder!

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Linda Suibielski
Chocolate Coniption tea not coffee.

I think that is absolutely delicious. Most important no tummy pain. Thank you so much for this absolutely delicious tea.

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DJS
Chocolate Coffee

A great alternative to coffee that tastes good and is good for you.

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Colleen Denbow
Yummy chocolate conniption tea

Chocolate conniption is exactly as advertised. I will order again.

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MM
Better than coffee

I love this “not coffee”! The chocolate is my favorite!

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JoAnne
Just one word for this, WOWWWWZZZERRRR

Yup, this is so amazing a beverage that I am addicted. Coffee is not my friend, but this drink is more than my best beverage friend and I simply LOVE it. Thank you for your genius combinations that are a delight to sip, or slug back.

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Ellen Gratz
Great replacement!

I was looking for a coffee alternative, as coffee really messes up my stomach. This tea is great. Tastes so good. And you will love the packaging. I save their boxes. Farmhouse Teas is an amazing company. I love all their stuff. God bless.

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KrsitinaL
SO GOOD!

I just simply steeped the tea for 10 mins, added some steamed cashew milk + the smallest drop of maple syrup and this is so good! Will definitely keep my sweet cravings at bay which I was hoping for, and it's healthy at the same time. Will definitely be buying more + giving as gifts!

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T Newton

I was excited to try the Chocolate Conniption tea, and it did not disappoint. It is so, so delicious! It has a rich, chocolate flavor.I will be ordering more-very soon!

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Navneet Kaur

Taste great

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Lenora Rohbock
Good

I am still trying to switch over to tea after all these years of coffee. Nothing will ever replace coffee, but I think this tea will be a wonderful substitute. I appreciate the health benefits and I will definitely order again. I so enjoyed receiving my package…it was done up so cute with samples and a couple of small gifts. So glad I found your store. Thanks!

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M Lemire
Better than coffee

I love drinking this tea in place of coffee. The taste is consistently great and very smooth. I love that I feel good after drinking it and not jittery the way coffee makes me feel.

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Amanda Davis
You Won't Miss Coffee!

This coffee swap is amazing! It smells SO good and is the perfect cup of cozy. I drank mine "black", but I can tell it would take creamer well- it is very full bodied and rich, but with no caffeine. I can't drink caffeine anymore for health reasons and have missed my daily mug so badly. I've tried many coffee substitutes and they all just taste like dirty water- NOT this drink! They have done an incredible job emulating coffee, but dare I say it actually smells and tastes better than coffee! And is much better for you! They included a sample in a Christmas gift box I ordered for my husband, which was so nice. Absolutely LOVED their packaging and recipes they put in our Christmas box. Thank you Farmhouse Teas!

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Hayley
"I can't believe it's not coffee!"

This is what my husband says. And we like a cup of coffee just days. We enjoy it with 2 tsp of tea per 8 ounces and a little cream. French pressing it for 15 minutes brings out complex flavors. I love the nutritious ingredients that Ceanne packed into this variety.

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Donna Mitchell

Love this tea. It is my go to in the evening when I need something to relax with.

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Shelly Gromer
Seriously, delicious coffee substitute

Drinking this instead of my morning coffee definitely did not disappoint. It has the same mouth feel and satisfaction of a freshly brewed cup of coffee. 10 out of 10!

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Cindy Holt
So happy I tried these wonderful teas!

I was a coffee drinker for over 40 years. I switched to half caffeine then decaffeinated and still would get the jitters after 2 cups along with my head feeling clogged, no energy, times I would have anxiety and my heart rate going up. After reading reviews about these wonderful teas I decided to try them. I've now been off coffee for almost a month . I drink the chocolate conniption , and matcha cocoa mix. All the effects I had when drinking coffee are completely gone . I have so much energy after drinking a cup of tea and just feel good. I'm so glad I decided to make the switch, I don't miss coffee at all. These teas are absolutely Amazing!!!

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K
So good!

I first purchased this in the trial size and loved it so much that I went back and ordered the full size. I add some maple syrup and a little cream and it reminds me of hot cocoa!

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Kathy
My new favorite for Winter

After trying a sample of this NOT coffee tea I had to buy more. I love the flavor! My new winter favorite with a little oat nog. Mmmm, warm and cozy!

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Michele Wentworth
Very rich and creamy!

The tea by itself is wonderful. Brewed with just water it’s rich (in a yummy, cozy sort of way). Then if you make it like a latte…oh my! Special treat.
I love the sweet packaging, samples and recipe cards Ceanne adds in…such a personal touch. And you can send this beautiful package as a gift directly to a friend…no cheap Amazon “gift wrapping” here.

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Nan Brown
So good!

I've had chocolate tea before, but can honestly say that this is the best! I love the rich chocolate flavor.

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Sheryl Gray
Excellent!!

This Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee Tea Is delicious! I love it! It has a wonderful taste and also when adding the cream, it is heavenly delight. Thank you!!

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Mary Mitchell
Great option for coffee lovers

Had to stop drinking coffee for a few reasons, and this has been great for me to still have my “morning coffee” without the caffeine and acidity of decaf. This is good, but if you want something to use flavored coffee creamers with, go with the Mountain Hazel not coffee tea. I keep both on hand!

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Elise
Not a favorite

I was hoping to taste more chocolate with this one, the base may be a bit overpowering.

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Jessie Lakeman
Super flavorful

I’ve never been a fan of coffee, but I had to give this a try because of the chocolate flavor. The tea steeps into a beautiful brown color, and it is not only aromatic but the taste does completely capture a chocolate essence. Well done!

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Susan Eyre
Best teas ever!

Have been ordering for Farm House Teas for several years and absolutely it is by far the best quality and tasting tea. Love the variety and consistency also shipping is very prompt. Like to mention the packaging is so special too!
Susan

*These reviews are the opinions and experiences of individual customers and should not be taken as medical advice. See full disclaimer here.


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