Name: Chocolate Conniption NOT Coffee® – Herbal Tea Coffee Alternative (Caffeine-Free)
Brand: Farmhouse Teas
SKU: 0202CCNC
Price: 19.0 USD
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Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee® Tea | Organic Loose Leaf - Farmhouse Teas

Chocolate Conniption NOT Coffee® – Herbal Tea Coffee Alternative (Caffeine-Free)

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Need a coffee replacement that’s rich, chocolatey, and totally caffeine-free?

Meet Chocolate Conniption NOT Coffee® Tea — the indulgent brew that brings all the flavor and none of the crash. If you're cravin' that mocha-like boldness without the side effects, this herbal coffee alternative is your new best friend.

Made with a nourishing base of roasted dandelion root and chicory, this blend mimics the deep roastiness of coffee while delivering a cocoa kick that'll win over any chocolate lover. It's naturally caffeine-free and gentle on digestion, so you can sip to your heart's content.

Why It Replaces Your Cup of Joe:

Tastes like mocha with chocolate and coffee-like depth
Features roasted roots used in pre-coffee brews
Zero caffeine = no jitters or crash
Cozy and rich — perfect for mornings, afternoons, or dessert

Try before you commit:
👉 Grab a trial size here

This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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Brew's a dark rich coffee color with the aroma of deep dark chocolate and coffee goodness.

Organic Chicory Root. Organic Dandelion Root, Organic Chaga, Organic Carob, Organic Cocoa Nibs, Organic Cocoa, Oregon Grown Hazelnuts, Organic Astragulus, Organic Maca Powder, Organic Coconut Flakes, and Organic Extracts.

Full Size bags have: 25 to 30 Servings

Trial Size bags have: 8 to12 Servings (Not all flavors have trial size as an option)

Herbal tea (Root based) - Steep 1 tsp of tea per 6-8 oz of boiling water (212° F) for 7-10 minutes for best results.

Store in an airtight container away from temperature extremes and sunlight.

CONTAINS TREE NUTS

Copycat Chocolate Cream Cold Brew Not-Coffee and The Best Fudge Brownies with Frosting

Ingredients:

2 tbsp Chocolate Conniption Organic Loose Leaf Tea
2 cups hot water
Ice

Chocolate Cream Cold Foam

½ cup dairy-free milk of choice
1 tbsp cocoa powder
1 tbsp maple syrup
¼ tsp vanilla extract

Directions:

Stir the tea with the hot water and let steep for 10 minutes, then strain. Set aside to cool to room temperature or chill in the fridge.
Make the chocolate cold foam: Whisk together the dairy-free milk, cocoa powder, maple syrup, and vanilla. Froth this mixture using a handheld or countertop frother. Alternatively, you can put the milk mixture in a mason jar, close the lid, and shake vigorously to create a foamy consistency.
Pour the brewed tea into two serving glasses filled with ice. Pour the desired amount of chocolate cold foam on top and enjoy!

Ingredients:

Brownies

1 ½ sticks unsalted butter, melted and cooled
3 tbsp coconut oil, melted and cooled
2 eggs + 1 yolk
1 ½ cups coconut sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 cup all purpose flour
½ cup dark cocoa powder
½ tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
1 tbsp Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee Tea, finely ground

Frosting

1 stick salted butter, softened
½ cup cocoa powder
½ cup pure maple syrup
½ tsp vanilla extract
1 tsp Chocolate Conniption Not Coffee Tea, finely ground

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit and line a 8x8 or 9x9 baking dish with parchment paper, or generously grease.
In a large bowl, whisk together the melted butter, coconut oil, eggs, egg yolk, coconut sugar, and vanilla.
In a separate bowl, sift together the flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, salt and ground tea.
Slowly fold in the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients until just combined. Do not overmix.
Pour the batter into the prepared baking dish and spread evenly. Bake for 30-32 minutes. Time will vary based on the size of pan used, so feel free to check the brownies at the 28 minute mark. Once a toothpick comes out clean, remove from the oven and allow to cool completely.
To make the frosting, combine all frosting ingredients into a large mixing bowl and use an electric mixer to whip it all up until smooth. Spread evenly over cooled brownies and enjoy!

I decided to give up caffeine for a bit and switched to basic herbal tea. It was just not doing it for me. I missed my morning coffee so much. I had heard about Farmhouse Teas from several people and finally treated myself to some Not Coffee. I got three different flavors: Chocolate Conniption, Plain Jane, and Sugar Makers. The package came beautifully packaged, and I dove right in to try. I love all the flavors and can’t decide on a favorite because they are all amazing in their own ways. I brew it a bit darker because I always had really dark coffee. I went from counting down the days until I could have coffee again, to feeling like I may never go back to coffee.
Do yourself a favor and get some Not Coffee, you won’t be disappointed!

Afternoon Tea Favorite

I really enjoy having this tea with a bit of steamed milk as my afternoon tea break. It’s as satisfying as a cup of black tea or coffee but doesn’t keep me up all night.

Great tea!

This is my favorite cold beverage. Chocolate conniption not coffee tea is delicious over ice with a little cream. I chose it the first time for its ingredients and was so happy with the taste. It’s a win win for me❤️

THE BEST

Easiest way to remove coffee from your lifestyle! Raw egg yolk, maple syrup, & raw cream blended together with this poured over ice is the best not coffee iced latte 🤩

My tea

Back again for some more. This is the tea I use to make a bulletproof version hot chocolate.

Perfect Swap

I needed to lower my caffine intake and have a newfound love for tea. I was not so sure about trying this as I am a black coffee drinker, but this was great! I drink it in afternoon or evenings.

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*These reviews are the opinions and experiences of individual customers and should not be taken as medical advice. See full disclaimer here.

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